Monday, July 31, 2006

Yellowstone ... it is, really

Yellowstone National Park was notable on two fronts: I was with my cousins, and I didn't have my camera. OK. Some of you may have been expecting something more notable. Sorry to disappoint.



We visited volcanic mud flats. They smelled of sulphur, in a very bad way. Some of you with well water may know the smell I mean. Also there was the yellow stone the park is named after. Clever, no?



We spent a good amount of time trying to figure out if we were seeing bison or buffalo on the side of the road. I think we concluded they were bison, but I still don't know. Maybe some of you with strong stomachs can tell from the droppings, below.

Monday, July 24, 2006

The people you meet in Vegas...


In Vegas, I crashed with my cousin Julie for about a week. You see her pictured with her friend Steve (aka Cowboy aka Redneck Jr.). I lost no money in this financial capital of sorts, as I did no gambling. I did, however, lose some dignity while singing Tits and A** from A Chorus Line karaoke at a local pub.


At said pub, I ran into this girl of the many piercings. I don't know if it was goth night or what, but most patrons were dressed in black.



Here's another fella I met. I can't remember his name, but he sang karaoke pretty well, and also performs in a band that allegedly has gigs in California.

In other Vegas news...
While in Vegas, I also experienced a stomach virus that "couched" me for a day and a half; I sprained my foot on a flip-flop going down the stairs, necessitating crutches for a few hours; and I endured the hottest freakin part of my trip so far. In Vegas, it reached higher than 100 degrees. It was oven hot.


So hot... that I had to actually get a new windshield. I had cracked my glass originally coming out of Montana on a mountain road. Then, the heat of Vegas caused the crack to grow to about a foot long. The tatooed man from the auto glass place made it clear that he "did not release" any photos to me, so I have avoided showing his face.

Word to the wise: When in Vegas, or any excrutiatingly hot area, crack your windows when parked.

Thursday, July 13, 2006

Wyoming


It goes on and on and on.

Dead Presidents, Close Encounters, and Holy Snow!

Mount Rushmore, from its role in movies, seems enormous -- huge, bulking faces peering down at the lowly peasant groveling in awe. My first glimpse came from a ski lift about 3 miles away, and my trip up the mountain on the wavering chair was more impressive than the stony politicians (oxymoron? I think not). The ride in the chair actually scared the pants off me, possibly accounting for my blase attitude toward Rushmore.



Rushmore did not meet my expectations. I did visit Vegas recently, and the Bellagio has a Rushmore exhibit, as well. See if you can tell which one is the Real Rushmore from the photos.



Near Mount Rushmore is the Crazy Horse memorial, which honors the memory of the Lakota Indian leader who famously said, "My lands are where my dead lie buried." An Army officer killed him with a bayonet near the kidney while the Indian was resisting arrest, according to Wikipedia. The folks at the memorial maintain he was killed while his back was turned.



The vast grounds -- again in the Black Hills -- contain an artists' colony, where native Americans sell such various wares as handmade flutes, necklaces and colored pencil drawings. I bought the latter off Michael, below, who spoke extensively (and meanderingly) of the "pipe" and the power of women.



From the Black Hills (which, incidentally, aren't black), I drove through Deadwood (HBO series *and* last resting place of Calamity Jane and Wild Bill Hickok -- how cool is that???). The cemetery there is full of famous dead people.



I admit to becoming something of a Calamity Jane-o-phile, ever since I read Larry McMurtry's Berrybender book series.



Off topic: The Book on Tape is narrated fabulously by Alfred Molina, who can pull off Mexican, British, Southwest, and French accents like a wizard. You've seen Molina in Raiders of the Lost Ark, Enchanted April, Frida, My Life Without Me, and Spider-Man 2. All right, here's a picture from www.cinema.com:


Another image from the movies is Devil's Tower, made popular in Close Encounters of the Third Kind. (As a child, I thought this was the third film in a trilogy. Seriously.) It's in the northeast corner of Wyoming, near the Belle Fourche river. It's a geographic marvel, surrounded by trees and plains full of prairie dogs, oddly enough. I saw no aliens, but, frankly, I forgot to look for them. It was hot out.



I next drove the length of Wyoming (a long, hot drive in June) to get to Laramie, in the southeast corner of Wyoming. Pictured is the downtown Laramie bar where Matthew Shepard, I am told by friends there, met with the men who would take his life. FYI: http://www.matthewshepard.org/



Upon leaving the hamlet of Laramie, I headed southwest toward Utah. I took a meandering route that led me through Medicine Bow National Forest, near the Wyoming/Colorado border. What a delight to behold snow in July!





I stopped along with other tourists to take in the snow-capped countryside and tickle my flip-flopped toes in the snow there. This was July 1st! I was *loving* it.